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You guys do realize that the target you sent me to scare was away on vacation for all this time, right? I got here the 12th and I’ve not been able to do much to the target directly…..as the target was not actually here…….

I did however break into his house and move all his furniture around, just to mess with him. The day after that I got hungry and broke into his house to raid his fridge. The day after that it started raining, so I took shelter in the guy’s garage, waiting for him to show up….. Ten minutes after I took shelter in his garage the temperature dropped, so I broke into his house again and stayed there until today. Sadly the guy (Garret Meijer, according to his electric bill) returned today, and I was forced to jump out a window to avoid being spotted.

….so Thia, how’s your mission going?

Coyote

Since you’ve proven yourself capable of defending yourself, or at the very least, capable of surviving minor injuries, I believe you’re ready for your first mission.

Edit: I have a mission for you as well, Thia.