Saturday, February 25, 2012

I got a letter.

From a certain Ferret.

And it’s addressed to Ire.

Ahem: Dearest Ire, (*gag*)

I just happened to stumbled across a peculiar assignment today, and I believe you would be perfectly suited for it.

This assignment involves a certain someone with whom you are not amicable with (well that really narrows it down), so there is some incentive in that. You remember [REDACTED], I presume?

The assignment itself is pretty straight forward; all you would need to do is [REDACTED]…[REDACTED]…[REDACTED].
It would be “like shooting fish in a barrel,” or however the saying goes. (*eye roll*)

If you could please [REDACTED]…
for me, I would be eternally grateful. You would also be rewarded, of course, though I believe the work would be its own reward in this case, hmm?

If you do decide to accept the assignment, please email me at [REDACTED] for more details.

[REDACTED/(The Ferrety Bastard)]

PS: Send Caeruleus my greetings.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012


When Miss Ao said I was to go on a mission, I thought I would be going on an actual mission, not this boring venture that I’ve been sworn to secrecy over.

Miss Ao has requested an update, but as this is a…secret mission, all I can say is that it is progressing slowly.

This is so demeaning.

Friday, February 17, 2012

You guys do realize that the target you sent me to scare was away on vacation for all this time, right? I got here the 12th and I’ve not been able to do much to the target directly… the target was not actually here…….

I did however break into his house and move all his furniture around, just to mess with him. The day after that I got hungry and broke into his house to raid his fridge. The day after that it started raining, so I took shelter in the guy’s garage, waiting for him to show up….. Ten minutes after I took shelter in his garage the temperature dropped, so I broke into his house again and stayed there until today. Sadly the guy (Garret Meijer, according to his electric bill) returned today, and I was forced to jump out a window to avoid being spotted.

….so Thia, how’s your mission going?

Sunday, February 12, 2012


Since you’ve proven yourself capable of defending yourself, or at the very least, capable of surviving minor injuries, I believe you’re ready for your first mission.

Edit: I have a mission for you as well, Thia.