From a certain Ferret.
And it’s addressed to Ire.
Ahem: Dearest Ire, (*gag*)
I just happened to stumbled across a peculiar assignment today, and I believe you would be perfectly suited for it.
This assignment involves a certain someone with whom you are not amicable with (well that really narrows it down), so there is some incentive in that. You remember [REDACTED], I presume?
The assignment itself is pretty straight forward; all you would need to do is [REDACTED]…[REDACTED]…[REDACTED].
It would be “like shooting fish in a barrel,” or however the saying goes. (*eye roll*)
If you could please [REDACTED]…
…for me, I would be eternally grateful. You would also be rewarded, of course, though I believe the work would be its own reward in this case, hmm?
If you do decide to accept the assignment, please email me at [REDACTED] for more details.
[REDACTED/(The Ferrety Bastard)]
PS: Send Caeruleus my greetings.